In honor of my brothers birthday I wanted to post a blog about how to celebrate your birthday in the most awesome way possible.... in ten easy steps:
1. Take a bubble bath... in champagne. Call it a birthday bubbly bath. Do it.
2. Have a life size cake made for you... and YOU pop out of it. And then eat it. All by yourself.
3. Rent a Bentley.
4. Hire a clown, and then cancel that crap. No one wants to be scared on their birthday.
5. Charge an expense outfit to your credit card... and regret it tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow.
6. Find the closest big city... and own it.
7. You need an entourage to own the city, get an entourage. Make sure they are ridiculously good looking.
8. Get a hype man. Everyone needs a hype man, especially on their birthday.
9. Adopt a sloth... who wouldn't want a sloth, I mean honestly.... best. pet. ever.
10. Then you know, just be yourself. Have fun. Don't try too hard. Life should be easy, especially on your birthday.
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