Showing posts with label Gisele. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gisele. Show all posts

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Preggo Problems.

I am so lucky and blessed in so many ways. And I know that, trust me... but right now, I need to vent. 

I am mad my husband hasn't had a day off since June. And that he hasn't worked under 10 hours a day since June. 

I hate that I am so emotional and clingy during this pregnancy... because I am sure it's every mans dream to be climbed on by a bulbous woman who is probably going to cry on you and smoosh you with her massively protruding stomach...boobs... and thighs. 

I hate that I cannot control my massive addiction to carbs this trimester. It is overwhelming. It is a full blown addiction..... they need to lock up carbs for their safety... from me. 

I hate that by 3 pm (noon) I am exhausted, cramping, and half asleep... even if I haven't done anything at all....

I hate that I can't be more active for Mini during this time. I try to make sure that she has something fun to do each day, since it's our last summer together without a little man tagging around, but some days... I just can't and i feel so bad about it. 

I hate that some days... I just want to order pizza. Not because I want pizza, but because the idea of bending over to grab a pan literally has made me cry lately. 

I feel bad that I have made Gisele (the Pom) as lazy as me. She much rather be laying on down comforters in bed then going on a walk... and I agree. All the time.

Sometimes I just wish that all this would speed up and he would get here and I wouldn't feel all these things. But then I know these times are precious and all of these little silly things won't matter in 8 weeks and I need to just breath... and I need to just be at peace. And before I know it my complaints will be no big deal and I will be embarrassed this all mattered so much at one time.

I am so blessed. And I know that. I am blessed to be able to be pregnant. I am blessed that my husband has such a great job. I am blessed that I have such an understanding daughter. I am blessed to have a healthy baby boy growing stronger everyday. 

Now I'm done venting. And I am going to go be clinging (just as soon as he gets home)... because that's just who I am these days.

We made it to the Fair today... Gisele made it out of bed. So that was something :)

Monday, October 21, 2013

First World Problems.

There are a lot of things that I don't understand, but this week I had some items that have been perplexing me that I wanted to share....

1. Why, when I buy bathing suits that Gisele models do I still NOT look like her when I wear them? I'm just saying... does that count as false advertising? I think so. 



2. Self tanner stains..... white sheets. I mean really. When will the senseless staining stop??
This Lady gets what I'm saying. \
3. Yoga before 7 am. Ugh. Just, ugh. The class I want to go to always starts at 6 am. Commme on. Mama needs her beauty rest. 


4. Where has Ja Rule been? I need him back in my morning jams, with new tunes. Get on that Ja Rule, get. on. it. 

5. Shaving legs in the Fall/Winter. What's that about? As soon as you step outside of the shower the game is up. I think women should ALSO celebrate No Shave November. Who's with me??


6. The fact that this show isn't still around:


7. Or this one:

8. Piggyback Rides, why don't they happen all the time. I'm not too old.


9. Spice Girls, their breakup still haunts me. I'm mad about it. Still. 


10.Only thing that is not annoying me today:

Ron.