I love Youtube. Most people know this about me. I was going through my subscriptions and thought that there are a few videos that really could make people smile, reach people where they are, or they just are videos that I like and I wanted to share. Here they are:
1. If you need to tell your parents you are pregnant, this is your video:
2. If you need to make a mixed drink, this is your video:
3. If you are drunk and need to put makeup on, this is your video:
4. If you want to tryout a new look, this is your video:
5. If you like Molly Ringwald, this is your video:
6. you want to make a meal, this is your video:
7. If you like coffee, this is your video:
8. If you have a gay husband, this is your video:
9. If you're a girl, this is your video:
10. If you aren't allergic to rabbies, this is your video:
I think I am going to start making a favorites and unfavorites list for each month.... all my favorite youtubers do it and until I get up the nerve to vlog, I will present it to you in blog form.... (First unfavorite..... trying to vlog.)
My Favorites for August:
1. Yoga, I've always loved yoga but now I have an even deeper love than I did before. I think as we get older we have a better chance of getting....stiff? Tight? Probably a combination of both, and yoga really helps combat that.... while making me more energetic. (Scary, huh?)
2. Wrecking Ball....
Every generation has that one pop star that most people don't like... and yet they are usually the most well known and talked about person in the media. Madonna, Britney, Christina, Gaga.... you get the point, and now Miley has thrown her Mickey ears out the door and joined the ranks. Though I don't want to model her life choices, her music lately has definitely been catchy and this new 'jam' has been on repeat for me over the past week.
3. Vitamin E liquid. Over 5 years ago my friend (Shout out Krystal ;)) met an older lady that had flawless skin. She asked her how she stayed so youthful looking, the lady responded, "Vitamin E".... we thought it was crazy, but the lady said she applied it on her face and it really healed all skin issues and kept her virtually wrinkle free. Obviously I want to look young for as long as I can so I started to use it... over the years I stopped and I don't know why. Last month I started up again, and I soon remembered how amazing it was. Everyday before I put my makeup on I wash my face and then apply the oil and let it rest for about 30 minutes. It helps smooth discoloration, prevent breakouts, and it keeps my skin soooooo soft. So yeah, major recommendation right hurrrr.....
4. Peace Tea. Have you had it? If you haven't you're missing out. Stop reading this and go buy some. Right now. Stop... I said stop reading. Why are you still reading? You are horrible at instructions. Anyway, I highly recommend getting some. It'll probably change your life.
5. This Magic:
I love Revlon for most everything that they make. I am a sucker for all of their 'photo finish' products and now their Color Burst lip butters have sucked me in, talk about moisture and pigment.... I am in love. Put it on your face, you will be too.
My Un-Favorites for August:
1. Auto-correct. I think we all can agree, auto-correct has caused some very uncomfortable situation in most all of our lives... and usually with people that you really don't want to have an uncomfortable situation with. Usually, always. Auto-correct, I'm pretty sure you're drunk. You really do need to go home. Now. Right now. Go. Just go.
2. 'No Idling' signs. My wonderful offspring goes to a school that does not allow you to 'idle' while waiting to pick up your children. Even if it is 95 degrees out and you are sitting in direct sunlight. Scorching rays burning through your skin.... causing you to get Strep, or heat stroke, or worse. They really don't care. I think they should allow us to sit inside the school, to prevent any of that from happening. I don't think I can handle much more... so much heat. So. much.
3. Pumpkin Spice Lattes.... OK, so actually they were on my favorites list.... until I looked up the nutrition, Did you know that they have over 400 calories????? (470 to be exact) Ain't nobody got time for that! (Well, actually I do.... I just limit my PSL intake to 3-5 a week......... that's hardly any at all.......stop judging........ you know how good they are!!)
Anywho.... this is my first Fav/UnFav list.... I hope it didn't bore you too much. See you Friday! Happy Hump day!
It has been a BUSY summer. Like, can't sit down for fear I might be late, busy.
I have learned a few things this summer that I think are valuable enough to share on this vast interwebfabness of greatness. (Word: created)
1. Make sure that if you take a road trip, the person/people you're road tripping with appreciate what you like to listen too... if they can't belt out Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow Pictures with you.... don't waste your time. The trip will be super lame.
2. If you are going to an outdoor sporting event, take your own kiddy pool.... and sunblock.... and hammock. (I am not 'one with nature' these days apparently)
3. If you put on a morning face mask... make sure to remove it before you leave the house. Like really.... remove that crap.
4. There are no nudist beaches in Indiana. Okay.
5. Starbucks does NOT deliver, even if you try to bribe them.
6. Just because everyone else eats it doesn't mean you need too, thank you 5 new pounds... my hips love you.
7. Youtube does not qualify as 'social' time. But it still is addicting.
8. Crop tops are actually NOT for everyone. Sadly. Not sadly.
9. If you daughter goes to princess camp...it's not an excuse for you to wear a tiara and glitter.... but you can anyway. Chef don't judge...right?
10. And lastly... If you are going to some sort of a fest... make sure its something fun like a 'Winefest' and then take lots of ridiculously awesome pictures... Like this:
Here's what I have to say about that. You have to be super into wanting people to hear and see you at the same time. Okay, so that is not so weird. But for me....today.... it was a fail of epic proportions. Instead I ended up making a lot of weird uncomfortable faces....some weird sounds. And finally I gave up and had a staring contest with myself.
There is no editing this face.....
Quick, staring contest... you me:
You win, you always do....
And this, boys and girls, is why I should never be allowed to write a blog late at night......... I'm sorry. It's late. Don't hate me.
