Things I don't want to see.

I am pretty open minded when it comes to most things in life but there are some things (faces) I CANNOT handle seeing. They give me nightmares.... and honestly I'm too mature to act like they don't bug me anymore. So here are my top ten faces... I. Don't. Want. To. See:

No... NO. I don't want to see you or come to your hotel. 

The reason I hate dolls. Thanks Chuck. Thanks a lot. 

I don't know...maybe it's the bad dye job that bugs me about this one?

I hate it when people wear their hair in their face. (PS it's called dry shampoo...try it)

I hate clowns. You know this. Why Steven King....why?

No one likes an angry leprechaun.... no one.

If you've seen his movies... you would know why I'm not posting a picture of his mask. This is enough for me. This face has haunted me enough as it is. 

Teeth. They are were it's at. Clean it up, honey.... 

There. Are. No. Words.

Number one scariest face. Ever. (*Shivers*)

This is my list of faces I never want to see again. Do you blame me? Scary stuff my friends...scary stuff.

That one time..... What not to Wear.

I know that I am not one to give 'advice' on fashion... due to the unfortunate items that have grazed my body over the past few decades. And I am just going to be honest.... in the future there will probably be times were I will wear items of clothing that will make people question many things about me.... including, but not limited to, the fact that I may actually be color blind.

I am not.

But my fashion sense may be. 

I'm, of course, getting off topic. Back to fashion and me not being the person to criticize it..... I actually am going to do just that. 

Today I was browsing some of my favorite guilty pleasure sites when I found some items that literally terrified me. The thought that someone may actually be seen on the streets wearing these gave me an actual chill of fear. Fear. Real, true fear. 

I am not going to give away what site it was because I still love shopping there but I am going to show you what I am talking about..... Here they are the top three scariest things that I have found currently being sold as acceptable fashion wear on a human being.............

First, this ONE PIECE: 

Second... the summer version on THAT one piece: 

And, finally.... last but the opposite of the least..... THIS SKIRT:

No. This is not a joke. Yes.... if I see you wearing this I will shake my head in frustration and sadness..... 

These are not being sold on an inappropriate site either.... just a fashion site. Honest to goodness.

I hope you have enjoyed these fashion finds as much as I have. *Shiver

Happy Heffalump Day! 

(And no.... I did NOT write this while wearing overalls)

Vlog.

I tried to vlog today. (Blog via video)

Here's what I have to say about that. You have to be super into wanting people to hear and see you at the same time. Okay, so that is not so weird. But for me....today.... it was a fail of epic proportions. Instead I ended up making a lot of weird uncomfortable faces....some weird sounds. And finally I gave up and had a staring contest with myself.

There is no editing this face.....

Quick, staring contest... you me:

You win, you always do....

And this, boys and girls, is why I should never be allowed to write a blog late at night......... I'm sorry. It's late. Don't hate me.