It's my Birthday so....

1. I can cry/throw a fit over broken eye shadow....Sympathy is required.

2. I can demand weird food items to served to me at random.

3. I can take a nap at work. All day.

4. I can sing and dance... wherever and whenever I feel like it. Deal with it coworkers.

5. I can eat the entire wheel of cheese. Or two.

6. Everything is calorie free.

7. I can pretend that I am five to ten years younger than I actually am, and people HAVE to agree with me.

8. I can wear whatever feels good... even if it doesn't match.

9. I can curl my hair.... at my desk.

10. I can do what I want. Because today, I'm 14. (Stop laughing)

Man, I was adorable. (It's my Birthday so...  I can shameless brag about how adorable I was before I got old and nasty)

Sorry about that.

I took a mini vaca. From you guys. And I'm sorry. But the stress of having to perform was just getting to be too much to handle. I was having night sweats. I was crying in my sleep. I had nightmares that there were giant letters trying to attack me. I had to take a step back. And it was intense. And it was awesome. But then something happened. I started to miss you all. I started to miss your scent. I felt as though....'I was in glass cage of emotion!!!'

So, I'm back. I hope you unhealthily missed me as much as I did you. And it's Thursday to boot. Which means we are just one day closer to the weekend. And I love that. So. Very. Much. But something has been disturbing me, and I wanted to share it with you. My birthday is coming up. In just under two weeks. And I have decided to make it less horrible than the last. There will be no crying. (In public) There will be no temper tantrums (You're welcome mom). And there will be no kicking or screaming (You're welcome EVERYONE).

Here is what I'm going to do instead. In picture form:

1. I will probably stuff my face. A lot. Like this:
      

2.Then I'll probably dry cry...that's allowed, right?

3.Then... I'll try to hide from reality. It might work. Hush yourself.

4.Then this will definitely happen....whatever this is:

 

5. Then I'll find a puddle. And bury myself in it. Just like this:

6. Then I'm going to get a tattoo that I INSTANTLY regret:

7. Then this will happen. Probably for the rest of the day. Helmet INCLUDED:

8. I might allow ONE. SINGLE. TEAR. to fall from my face. Because it is my party, I'll cry if I wanna!

9.

10. Then I'll finish the day like this: While looking at pictures of cats like this: (SNUGGLES) (SLEEP) (SUCCESS)