First World Problems.

There are a lot of things that I don't understand, but this week I had some items that have been perplexing me that I wanted to share....

1. Why, when I buy bathing suits that Gisele models do I still NOT look like her when I wear them? I'm just saying... does that count as false advertising? I think so. 

2. Self tanner stains..... white sheets. I mean really. When will the senseless staining stop??

This Lady gets what I'm saying. \

3. Yoga before 7 am. Ugh. Just, ugh. The class I want to go to always starts at 6 am. Commme on. Mama needs her beauty rest. 

4. Where has Ja Rule been? I need him back in my morning jams, with new tunes. Get on that Ja Rule, get. on. it. 

5. Shaving legs in the Fall/Winter. What's that about? As soon as you step outside of the shower the game is up. I think women should ALSO celebrate No Shave November. Who's with me??

6. The fact that this show isn't still around:

7. Or this one:

8. Piggyback Rides, why don't they happen all the time. I'm not too old.

9. Spice Girls, their breakup still haunts me. I'm mad about it. Still. 

10.Only thing that is not annoying me today:

Ron. 

Offended.

I was excited to see the latex nude bikini that Miley was wearing at the VMA's this year. Yes. I was excited. I had literally just purchased the same one a week ago and seeing it on her reassured me that I would definitely be able to pull the look off. But ever since the VMA's the outfit has been blasted and I really am not sure why? Like I always say, haters gonna hate. Ya dig?

Sometimes we make life choices that not everyone agrees with, most of my poor life choices have been for public consumption so I understand what Miley is going through (including her fabulous fashion sense that isn't getting credit where credit is due... Everyone wears a teddy bear bodysuit sometime....) Like Kermit always says, "It ain't easy being green"

As for you parents out there disgusted and appalled.... It could be worse. She could have actually looked good on stage. I think you are safe in knowing mostly no one is going to want to copy that look or really anything she did that night.... I'd just leave it at that. 

Stay tuned next week for my nude latex bikini............................................................................

(Never)

Happy Twerking Tuesday!