It's Summer, Don't hate me.

It has been a BUSY summer. Like, can't sit down for fear I might be late, busy.

I have learned a few things this summer that I think are valuable enough to share on this vast interwebfabness of greatness. (Word: created)

1. Make sure that if you take a road trip, the person/people you're road tripping with appreciate what you like to listen too... if they can't belt out Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow Pictures with you.... don't waste your time. The trip will be super lame.

2. If you are going to an outdoor sporting event, take your own kiddy pool.... and sunblock.... and hammock. (I am not 'one with nature' these days apparently)

3. If you put on a morning face mask... make sure to remove it before you leave the house. Like really.... remove that crap.

4. There are no nudist beaches in Indiana. Okay.

5. Starbucks does NOT deliver, even if you try to bribe them.

6. Just because everyone else eats it doesn't mean you need too, thank you 5 new pounds... my hips love you.

7. Youtube does not qualify as 'social' time. But it still is addicting.

8. Crop tops are actually NOT for everyone. Sadly. Not sadly.

9. If you daughter goes to princess camp...it's not an excuse for you to wear a tiara and glitter.... but you can anyway. Chef don't judge...right?

10. And lastly... If you are going to some sort of a fest... make sure its something fun like a 'Winefest' and then take lots of ridiculously awesome pictures... Like this:

So Fancy.