First World Problems.

There are a lot of things that I don't understand, but this week I had some items that have been perplexing me that I wanted to share....

1. Why, when I buy bathing suits that Gisele models do I still NOT look like her when I wear them? I'm just saying... does that count as false advertising? I think so. 

2. Self tanner stains..... white sheets. I mean really. When will the senseless staining stop??

This Lady gets what I'm saying. \

3. Yoga before 7 am. Ugh. Just, ugh. The class I want to go to always starts at 6 am. Commme on. Mama needs her beauty rest. 

4. Where has Ja Rule been? I need him back in my morning jams, with new tunes. Get on that Ja Rule, get. on. it. 

5. Shaving legs in the Fall/Winter. What's that about? As soon as you step outside of the shower the game is up. I think women should ALSO celebrate No Shave November. Who's with me??

6. The fact that this show isn't still around:

7. Or this one:

8. Piggyback Rides, why don't they happen all the time. I'm not too old.

9. Spice Girls, their breakup still haunts me. I'm mad about it. Still. 

10.Only thing that is not annoying me today:

Ron.