How To: Keep a Girl Happy. Forever.

So this works both ways.... and I guess it could be pretty simple for someone to do if they stick with the normal, "Love them, treat them special, be committed" normal stuff you should do in a relationship.... but obviously that is boring. So, I've come up with some other ways that you will for sure keep that special someone in your life.... FOREVER.

1. Surprise them. All the time:

2. Keep them guessing. 

3. Make matching outfits that you wear in public as much as possible:

4. Show your protective side... especially in pictures:

5. Find common interests and enjoy them together:

6. Help encourage their grooming habits:

7. Make sure that you know how to hang with her friends:

8. Always be ready to party:

9. Make sure they know that you are ALWAYS there for them:

 This works both ways:

10. Help them overcome their fears: 

I don't know why someone else has not already come up with this... but you are welcome. I think that I just saved you a lot of time, pain, and heartache. 

Happy Monday!

(Makeup Tutorial coming later this week)

It's Summer, Don't hate me.

It has been a BUSY summer. Like, can't sit down for fear I might be late, busy.

I have learned a few things this summer that I think are valuable enough to share on this vast interwebfabness of greatness. (Word: created)

1. Make sure that if you take a road trip, the person/people you're road tripping with appreciate what you like to listen too... if they can't belt out Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow Pictures with you.... don't waste your time. The trip will be super lame.

2. If you are going to an outdoor sporting event, take your own kiddy pool.... and sunblock.... and hammock. (I am not 'one with nature' these days apparently)

3. If you put on a morning face mask... make sure to remove it before you leave the house. Like really.... remove that crap.

4. There are no nudist beaches in Indiana. Okay.

5. Starbucks does NOT deliver, even if you try to bribe them.

6. Just because everyone else eats it doesn't mean you need too, thank you 5 new pounds... my hips love you.

7. Youtube does not qualify as 'social' time. But it still is addicting.

8. Crop tops are actually NOT for everyone. Sadly. Not sadly.

9. If you daughter goes to princess camp...it's not an excuse for you to wear a tiara and glitter.... but you can anyway. Chef don't judge...right?

10. And lastly... If you are going to some sort of a fest... make sure its something fun like a 'Winefest' and then take lots of ridiculously awesome pictures... Like this:

So Fancy.